Gay Parody on Jamaican Senator Comments from Fascicle News Network

In case you missed it here is the hilarious funny clip above, it has been rebroadcast every now and again on Nationwide Radio. The Fascicle News Network is a feature of an evening program “Left, Right and Centre” that has parodies of matters that have made the news in recent times. However it was this morning that I managed to listen to it in detail and was floored and dying with laughter as the insinuations that the very Senator who made the disparaging comments about gays and violence is made out to be an undercover gay man himself. A cute spin on the issue and welcomed comic relief.

He is described as the President of the League of Quietly Gay Public Servants named Ernesto John where he objected to the feminine sounding voiced “Guy Incognito” (omitted on the first part of the clip) where he says he is a traitor and one of his own makes gay comments giving away insider secrets. Lest we forgot it was Ernie Smith who lashed out in Parliament on gays being violent and such in recent times it is alleged he received a letter from a gay man in the United States with suggestive photos messaging the Senator to kiss his unmentionables and pointing to his excretory orifice.

It is clear that the folks at the Fascicle News Network from Nationwide Radio are very much in tune with the parlance of the Jamaican gay community which makes me wonder if they themselves aren’t members as only when one is at a certain level those words such as “luddy” and “fierce” are used in such effeminate tones referring to the section where the voiced character Guy Incognito says “yuh luddy” (meaning your lucky in a carefree manner). “I love it when they slam me” suggests sexual activity predominantly anal sex with his proudness of doing so. So called uptown gay folks do not use such colloquial language with regularity and is more relegated to the downtown set of guys.

Interestingly the section that refers to by the effeminate voiced speaker Guy Incognito where he says “…..later fi you Mike…” suggests that a certain Minister who is named Mike ***** is a homosexual, this is a serious swipe at a public official given the comments made by the Prime Minister on BBC on having no Gays in his cabinet. Where Guy Incognito says he wants to talk on the mic suggests oral sex, talking on the mic is a term coined from the dancehall fraternity over the years from the plethora of anti oral sex songs from respective artists.

The reference to the so called All Gay Ex-convict Association with its speaker named Bubbalicious who has an American accent suggests that gay sex in lock-ups is an import to Jamaican culture to me, I may be wrong . where he says that we (gays) stab our spouses several times to death suggest or reinforces the general public’s belief that most homophobic violence or public cases of gays murdered are caused by gay on gay violence caused by jealous rages or lovers spats gone bad.

It seems that the public and by extension the gay community has not listened to this one carefully. Listen to it for yourself and arrive at your own conclusions. I used my phone to capture it so the quality may not be all that hot but the words are audible enough.

Look out for more audio posts as I try to re-up the old ones that were hosted on Snapvine which closed down its operations on March 31, 2010. I know many important audio clips and interviews were archived for you my readers to revisit where needed.

Peace and tolerance

H